Yep that's about right ,in the mornings ! Always been a night owl ,ALWAYS will !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can swear like a pirate,I would make a sailor blush , I really try not to , and I control myself in company/public but it rolls right off the tongue when I am vexed (angry).(Hangs Head and sighs) One exception I never use the Lords name in vain, sometimes all twisted in a new*fie swear ,which kinda goes like
Lord liftin Thundering J.... mother Mary and Joesph
and it is all said together and quickly,if you were not from around these parts you wouldn't realize what I said unless you have a good ear for dialect.
I was on the phone early this morning with a company who is famous for putting you on hold , Actually it is the Bank I deal with , Now recently they have contracted this Canadian banks call lines to India, I'm OK with that , even though I call and I get the same thing every time , I cannot understand them and they cannot understand me , life's hilarious isn't it . So we are getting no where fast and I just let the call go and try later but I think I get the same man , I have patience to burn so I give it a try AGAIN, and AGAIN and for the fifth time . Now I talk fairly slow on the phone and clear with as little accent on purpose ,my accent is not a strong one compared to many of people here on the island ,anyway , I get this gentleman trying for all he is worth to figure out my tiny problem , no sir couldn't tell me and says to me ,get this , I should learn how "TALK MUCH BETTER" I did , I asked "Your supervisor please?"I spent about 30 minutes with this gentleman to try and tell me why money was moved from account to account , it was there mistake , no BIGGIE fix it please ! it took 15 seconds for the supervisor to hear me , understand me and fix the problem .No curse words needed , but they rattled around in my head , (BLUSHING)
Have a swear free day !